June 2012
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peetababy:
icelikelollies:
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
would it
Watchjessicharming:
briananas:
how have i not seen this omg
What. Is. This?!?!?!? Lmfao
Watchyencid:
Only Weather report you will ever have to watch.
no seriously watch it.
pizzaforpresident:
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what-a-beautifulmessthisis:
Just saw Magic Mike and I must say the stripping scenes are OVARY EXPLODING MATERIAL
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Attention World, there has been a rule change.
peetaslongbun:
catoniss:
From the treaty of the treason:
In penance for you giving us low points in eurovision, each country shall offer up male and female athletes the ages of 18 and 35 at a public ”Reaping.”
These athletes shall be delivered to the custody of London.
And then transferred to a public arena where they will Fight to the Death until a lone victor remains.
Henceforth and...
mechastreisand:
since penis car lesbian wasn’t really a good name for show business, dick van dyke had to legally change it
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moraniarty:
do cheerleaders in american highschools actually wear their cheerleading outfits all the time or is it just a massive media conspiracy
they wear them on game days…..on the other days they just dress like sluts.
normal teenagers: has sex, does drugs, parties
parents: don't do it again
me: doesn't do dishes
parents: YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
catholicnun:
When I’m out in public I think about the Internet
lordcheshire:
I really need to stop having a seizure every time I hear a one direction song in public
my brother has epilepsy.
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