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what-a-beautifulmessthisis: Just saw Magic Mike and I must say the stripping scenes are OVARY EXPLODING MATERIAL
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moraniarty: do cheerleaders in american highschools actually wear their cheerleading outfits all the time or is it just a massive media conspiracy they wear them on game days…..on the other days they just dress like sluts.
normal teenagers: has sex, does drugs, parties
parents: don't do it again
me: doesn't do dishes
parents: YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
catholicnun: When I’m out in public I think about the Internet
lordcheshire: I really need to stop having a seizure every time I hear a one direction song in public my brother has epilepsy.
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