When my child has Career day at school
child: hey, mom, it's career day at school tomorrow.
me: how exciting!
child: I know! I want to be a doc--
me: you're totally going as Clove!
me: let me get your knives ready.
potterheadproblems: zooeyclairedeschanel: i wonder which member of one direction is going to be the justin timberlake and which one is going to be the chris kirkpatrick Oh god this makes me scared cause I love all of them so much
omg my dad has some weird song from 127 hours on...
but i dont have to cut my arm off so that nice
what people say teenage years involve: partying sneaking out getting drunk hooking up with random people what mine involved: eating sleeping blogging crying fangirling
doctor-wholmes: Am I the only one who goes on tumblr while they’re supposed to be getting dressed and just ends up blogging in their underwear for an hour? Clearly I’m not the only one b/c this post has thousands of notes haha